Vajazzling: Pubic Bling

Vajazzling: Pubic Bling

What exactly is Vajazzling?
Is it a trendy form of body decoration or just ‘pubic bling’?


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According to the Urban Dictionary:

 “Vajazzling: The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman’s nether regions for aesthetic purposes.

“The transfixion felt by the pointless wonder of vaginal glitter.

“Feeling her Swarovski jewellery wasn’t enough, Sue started vajazzling for added bling effect.
“Did you see that chick’s crotch crystals? They’re vajazzling!””


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The pubic hair is removed, preferably by waxing as opposed to shaving, to give a longer lasting smoothness. The person carrying out the process then applies Swarovski crystals to the skin using a body adhesive, to a pre-chosen pattern.

The idea is to give a bit of ‘classy bling’ to the pubic area, as opposed to the appearance of a turkey breast with glitter pasted on.


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For those who do not want to pay to have this done at a salon, there is no reason to resort to a glue stick and tubs of glitter. There are ‘Vajazzle-yourself’ kits with a wide variety of designs available.

The idea is a self wax, or a wax by a very good friend, and then the chosen pattern is carefully peeled of the backing paper and applied by pressing onto the chosen area.

 
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Technically because the words being mixed are vagina and bedazzling, then the word should be ‘vagazzling’ but somebody must have though that this was too complicated!

Other alternative expressions that have been suggested are:

 “Rhinestones over my Hammy”

“Sparklegina”

“Crystal Canyon”

“Sparkle Pie”

“Lady Part Art”

“Diamonds Down Under”

(Thanks to Vajazzlevajajay)

- Please feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments section.

It certainly seems a trend that is catching on, even that icon Barbie is getting in on the act.

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Is it a must have trend, a bit of entertainment or, as previously asked, pubic bling?

That is in the eye of the beholder.

But remember if you decide it is for you (or your partner), choose your pattern wisely. What you choose may say a lot about the kind of person that you are.

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Roe2115, posted this comment on Feb 27th, 2011

I heard of vajazzled from Jennifer Love Hewitt when she was on a talk show. Looks amazing.

Alistair Briggs, posted this comment on Feb 27th, 2011

They should have named it ‘Twing’ – shortened from ‘Twat Bling’ – and that would include two meanings of the word twat. ;)

FX777222999, posted this comment on Feb 27th, 2011

How sexy this topic and beautiful.

lowellhenderson, posted this comment on Feb 27th, 2011

Hey now that would be a awesome career choice…sign me up.

Peace Poet, posted this comment on Feb 27th, 2011

Very attractive article. Vajazzling is in vogue nowadays. The author reveals the increasing popularity of this latest trend of decorating body parts. The main purpose behind this craze is to get aesthetic pleasure.

Uma Shankari, posted this comment on Feb 27th, 2011

Interesting.

Steve, posted this comment on Feb 28th, 2011

Why improve on perfection?

BruceW, posted this comment on Feb 28th, 2011

Am I the only one wondering what it would be like to get jiggy with someone wearing these? Would they scratch? Would they snag my pubes? Would they transfer over to me and create a new trend of pejazzling? :-O

Literary Princess, posted this comment on Mar 1st, 2011

I really enjoyed this article, but I enjoyed reading the responses from the men even more.

pablina, posted this comment on Mar 1st, 2011

not sure it’s something i would have done…. unless it was by request of my partner….. ☺

solidadah, posted this comment on Mar 1st, 2011

oh..

Hakuna Matataa, posted this comment on Mar 1st, 2011

That is hilarious! Who knew vagazzling would ever catch on? Great pictures.

Xandine, posted this comment on Mar 1st, 2011

I’ll be honest, till I read this I’d never even heard about it. Fashion trends gone crazy. :-)

serowa, posted this comment on Mar 2nd, 2011

How vain and stupid, Yaks!!

rjlowney, posted this comment on Mar 2nd, 2011

Funny and interesting, I would vote for crystal canyon.

mitchey179, posted this comment on Mar 2nd, 2011

I loved this article. I showed it to my lady and she was not down for anything like this. She did say if I came home with it or any signs of this on my penis that I am a dead man though. Oh, if I only I was back in my early days again LOL. Great artice and read,

catlord, posted this comment on Mar 3rd, 2011

Oh dear …I knew from the title that this was going to be something like this.

I found this:

http://cinemaroll.com/cinemarolling/ok-then-sir-if-you-could-just-turn-and-cough/

-Probably what happens when vajazzling goes wrong and it’s ripped from the body…

Rask Balavoine, posted this comment on Mar 4th, 2011

I can think of a lot of practical problems with this, not least the ripping of a condom as it is guided through the maze of sharp glittery stuff, and even worse, the scratching or grazing my manhood might suffer if I wasn’t paying enough attention. Nice to look at though, but I’m more of a doer than a watcher.

Shelgon, posted this comment on Mar 4th, 2011

It is quite interesting seeing more men comment on this topic than women.

pguims, posted this comment on Mar 5th, 2011

this is a fun article article.. i heard about this term in The Doctors. but is this really necessary???

Lerinti Sorin, posted this comment on Mar 5th, 2011

Funny and interesting,till I read this I’d never even heard about it.

elnavann, posted this comment on Mar 6th, 2011

If it catches on with men – where will they put it ?. . . imagine two such jazzlers geeting caught in the act

Humperdinky, posted this comment on Mar 6th, 2011

Hahaha! I’ve never heard of this before. Thanks for informing me. Great article. Really entertaining to read.

Duff D Moss, posted this comment on Mar 10th, 2011

Now this is a pop trend that I can fully support. Bring it on ;-)

Freethinking, posted this comment on Mar 14th, 2011

And I thought I had lived long enough to see most everything. Duh! I never saw this before. Next thing will be Charlie Sheen having his women put “WINNING” in jewels on their private parts. OMG!

youthinksokiddo, posted this comment on Mar 20th, 2011

this is hilarious. but when the hair grows back in its just a sparkly bush.

busymother, posted this comment on Jul 23rd, 2011

This is a hilarious article, but I enjoyed reading the intriguing responses from the men even more!

RJ Thomas, posted this comment on Jul 26th, 2011

OMG I’m sharing this.

DS DUBY, posted this comment on Apr 15th, 2012

This is by far the funniest, true to life article I have ever read! I honestly thought it was just some trending joke going around twitter. Excellent job very well written.

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