Vajazzling: Pubic Bling
What exactly is Vajazzling?
Is it a trendy form of body decoration or just ‘pubic bling’?
According to the Urban Dictionary:
“Vajazzling: The act of applying glitter and jewels to a woman’s nether regions for aesthetic purposes.
“The transfixion felt by the pointless wonder of vaginal glitter.
“Feeling her Swarovski jewellery wasn’t enough, Sue started vajazzling for added bling effect.
“Did you see that chick’s crotch crystals? They’re vajazzling!””
The pubic hair is removed, preferably by waxing as opposed to shaving, to give a longer lasting smoothness. The person carrying out the process then applies Swarovski crystals to the skin using a body adhesive, to a pre-chosen pattern.
The idea is to give a bit of ‘classy bling’ to the pubic area, as opposed to the appearance of a turkey breast with glitter pasted on.
For those who do not want to pay to have this done at a salon, there is no reason to resort to a glue stick and tubs of glitter. There are ‘Vajazzle-yourself’ kits with a wide variety of designs available.
The idea is a self wax, or a wax by a very good friend, and then the chosen pattern is carefully peeled of the backing paper and applied by pressing onto the chosen area.
Technically because the words being mixed are vagina and bedazzling, then the word should be ‘vagazzling’ but somebody must have though that this was too complicated!
Other alternative expressions that have been suggested are:
“Rhinestones over my Hammy”
“Lady Part Art”
“Diamonds Down Under”
(Thanks to Vajazzlevajajay)
- Please feel free to add your own suggestions in the comments section.
It certainly seems a trend that is catching on, even that icon Barbie is getting in on the act.
Is it a must have trend, a bit of entertainment or, as previously asked, pubic bling?
That is in the eye of the beholder.
But remember if you decide it is for you (or your partner), choose your pattern wisely. What you choose may say a lot about the kind of person that you are.
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